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I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person — that’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pant-suit: I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. […] I’m about to go and pay this $800 fine and my cheques have baby farm animals on them, bitch.

I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person — that’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pant-suit: I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. […] I’m about to go and pay this $800 fine and my cheques have baby farm animals on them, bitch.

(Source: lilybriscoes)

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