I can fall asleep during any movie. Seriously, I fell asleep watching Harry Potter 6 in theaters once.

On more than one occasion, I’ve forgotten to rinse the conditioner out of my hair before getting out of the shower. Today, was one of those occasions.  This is my life. And I make poor life choices. And have the brain of a gold fish. -_-

I loveeee Gummy Bears, and popcorn. Yeah.

I freakin’hatewind turbines. I see them looming in the distance, freaaaaakkkkkyyyy. Making energy my ass, they remind me of War of the Worlds and that’s what’s gonna destroy the world in December.

….I’m seriously a lunatic.

Iadore80’s and 90’s movies, especially “chick flicks”

League Of Their Own, Titanic, Pretty Woman, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, First Wives Club, Father of the Bride 1 and 2, Dirty Dancing, Overboard, Clueless, The Wedding Singer, My Best Friend’s Wedding, Ferris Bueller, Ghostbusters…The list keeps going. LOVEEEEE.

Random Payton Fact

I adore sending/receiving update email from my Aunt Tina. She’s so adorable and thoughtful. I hate that I don’t see her or my uncle enough throughout the school year, only occasionally on holidays. :/

I really like  being called Pay instead of Payton. Lisa started it and now I adore it. But I’m pretty sure she, and a few others at GV actually call me Pay.

I have a longgggg list of fears. Really stupid ones. Like thunderstorms, open water, animals etc.

I have a sick obsession with baking or cooking in general. (I’m better with baking,cooking is an experiment in my book) Usually you can tell if something’s up with me if I’m baking a lot, i.e stressed, worried, anxious, pissed off, downright bored out of my mind.

I watch the Universidad channel just to listen to them speak Spanish (it’s skin product infomercials right now) :)¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Drunk Hot Mess Payton Post:

I really don’t drink all that often but when I do, I get DRUNK. There’s no in between with me.  Last night was one of those nights. I drank far too many shots far too fast. Results:

• Drunk calling and texting a guy from work
• Ripping posters off of walls
• Called Lisa “the best stepmother I’ve ever had” please note, I don’t nor ever have had a stepmom.
• Celebrated taking off my socks on my own.

And for first time ever, puked from drinking. Got sick like a CHAMP I must say. Seriously, I shouldn’t be allowed to drink, I’m far too obnoxious.

I really like the Lifetime channel. I always get sucked into the movies! And don’t get me started on Dance Moms!!

Random Payton Fact

There are times when I really like my shorter hair. But then there are days that I REALLY miss my long hair :/

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BOLD WHAT’S TRUE

I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. (or anyone)
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents. 
I have been to another country. 
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I was born in a country other than the US.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alchoholic drink every month.


I have/had:
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been dumped.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the colour :
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger

My eyes are ___.
Brown
Blue
Green
Grey
Hazel
Light brown
A combination of things

I am a ___.
Male
Female

People sometimes label me as ___, even though I don’t really care.
Slut
Girly
Ugly
Nerd
Other

My longest relationship was ___. (including on and off relationships)
1 month or less
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months 
8 months
9 months
10 months
11 months
A year+
Two years or more
I’ve never been in a real relationship.

Some of my biggest fears are ___.
Spiders/other insects
Dying
Doctor/dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Dying young
Open spaces

I have ___.
A friend with benefits
A computer in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Married parents

(Source: soft-reality)

I like to take REALLLLLLY long naps during the day, not tell anyone and let them freak out when they can’t seem to get a hold of me.  Then I’m up all hours of the night. My sleeping schedule is whack yo.